Every Thing On It!

by Shel Silverstein

I asked for a hot dog

With everything on it,

And that was my big mistake,

Cause it came with a parrot.

A bee in bonnet,

A wristwatch, a wrench, and a rake.

It came with a goldfish,

A flag, and a fiddle.

A frog, and a front porch swing,

And a mouse in a mask—

That's the last time I ask

For a hot dog with everything.