I asked for a hot dog
With everything on it,
And that was my big mistake,
Cause it came with a parrot.
A bee in bonnet,
A wristwatch, a wrench, and a rake.
It came with a goldfish,
A flag, and a fiddle.
A frog, and a front porch swing,
And a mouse in a mask—
That's the last time I ask
For a hot dog with everything.